Weather rock
Template:Short description Template:Infobox tool The weather rock or weather stone is a humorous display that pokes fun at the intricate technology used in modern weather forecasts, as well as the fact that their accuracy is less than perfect. A rock is typically hung from a tripod and accompanied by a sign indicating how to read it.<ref>Eric Shackle, Found - World's Oldest Weather Stone, Open Writing, March 26, 2006, retrieved February 11, 2011.</ref> A portable example of such a display, "the famous Maine Weather Stone" of Audubon Camp, Hog Island, was described in late 1981.<ref>Robert Deis, Leave the Kids and Radio to Home, Down East: The Magazine of Maine, April 1982, retrieved September 11, 2022.</ref>
Instructions
Some examples of the instructions commonly provided for "reading" a weather rock include:
- If the rock is wet, it's raining.
- If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.
- If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.
- If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.
- If the rock is difficult to see, it is foggy.
- If the rock is white, it is snowing.
- If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.
- If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.
- If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.
- If the rock is under water, there is a flood.
- If the rock is warm, it is sunny.
- If the rock is missing, there is a tornado.
- If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.
- If the rock can be felt but not seen, it is night time.
- If the rock has white splats on it, watch out for birds.
- If the rock is levitating, you're stoned.
- If there are two rocks, you're drunk.
Weather rocks will sometimes include rules for proper maintenance of the system such as, "Please do not disturb the weather rock, it is a finely tuned instrument!"
String variation
In certain circumstances the string may be incorporated into the saying:
- If the string is on fire then there is a bushfire.
- If the string is cut a Wendigo has passed by.
Locations
Weather rocks are located all over the world. Some examples include:
- United States
- The weather rock at Fort Drum, a US military site in New York.<ref>The Weather Rock, Guardlife volume 27 number 2, retrieved September 8, 2011.</ref>
- In the Nature Area at Camp Rotary, a Boy Scout summer camp located in Clare, MichiganTemplate:Citation needed
- Camp Wolfeboro, a Boy Scout summer camp in Arnold, California
- Camp Yawgoog, a Boy Scout summer camp at the Yawgoog Scout Reservation in Rockville, Rhode Island
- Camp Geronimo, a Boy Scout summer camp in northern Arizona near the Mogollon Rim
- The Donner's Pass Historic Site, near Lake Tahoe, CA
- Elliot's Weather Rock in Clearfield, PA.<ref>{{#invoke:citation/CS1|citation
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- Bloomington Zoo in Central Illinois
- In Rhododendron, Oregon, near the Zigzag River off Road 10
- On Spangler Road near Highway 213 in Oregon City, Oregon.<ref>[1], Google Maps Street View</ref>
- Boron, California, in front of Domingo's Mexican and Seafood Restaurant, a famous astronaut hangout near Edwards Air Force BaseTemplate:Citation needed
- Seven Ranges Boy Scout Reservation in Kensington, Ohio
- Firelands Scout Reservation in Wakeman, Ohio
- Nature Camp in Vesuvius, Virginia
- Whippi Dip ice cream store, at the Pontaluna road in Spring Lake, MI, near Hoffmaster State Park
- Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum in Farmington Hills, MI.<ref>[2], Google Maps Street View</ref>
- Lynnhaven Inlet Fishing Pier in Virginia Beach
- The Kia Kima Scout Reservation in Hardy, Arkansas
- Casa Sul Lago
- Boundary Waters Canoe Area, Minnesota
- Mate Factor Tea Company, Asheville, NC
- Canada
- At the Pancake Bay Trading Post, near Pancake Bay Provincial Park, Ontario
- Australia
- Outside the McDonald's restaurant in Lithgow, NSW
- Tenterfield in NSW
- Ficks crossing near Kingaroy QLD
- Pannawonica in WA.<ref>{{#invoke:citation/CS1|citation
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- Netherlands
- Oostdorp
- United Kingdom
- Lobster Pot Tea-room on the island of Berneray in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland
- Amy's Place on the Isle of Skye in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland
- Humber Lifeboat Station on Spurn Point in the East Riding of Yorkshire
- South Africa
- The Halyards Hotel in Port Alfred
- Argentina
- Japan
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- Rock-Kun, a streaming channel on both YouTube and Twitch.
- South Korea
- Jeju Island
- Ireland
- Brazen Head Pub, Dublin
- France
- Airport Le Touquet-Paris-Plage
- Turkey